Out & About: Anarchy

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Patrick Lacombe

So you hate the police. You think they’re all racist and wish they would all go away. You think this would be a better society without laws and those sworn to protect and serve. It’s called “Anarchy,” and some of you think the symbol makes a cute tattoo or sticker on your wall.

Well now, let us examine what would happen if you got your insane wish. Merriam-Webster (That’s a dictionary for those of you that think anarchy would be fun) defines anarchy as:
1a: absence of government
b: a state of lawlessness or political disorder due to the absence of governmental authority
c: a utopian society of individuals who enjoy complete freedom without government
2a: absence or denial of any authority or established order
b: absence of order

Let’s examine a few of these. 1 a: Absence of government. That means that there is no governing body to watch over you. You may think that’s great, but then who would send your welfare checks and food stamp cards, since you evidently do not work and have time to march down the street yelling “No justice, no peace” or “Death to cops.”

b: a state of lawlessness. Now that all police officers have died or have quit the force because they are arrested for trying to protect the public, there is no one to stop people that used to be law abiding citizens from taking their rifles and shooting the likes of you when you try to steal their supplies and food because you are hungry and have looted all the stores while shouting “No justice, no peace.”

c: Do you really think that a utopian society is possible without no government? Do you really think you would live free if we had no government? No government means it’s everyone for himself; other thugs will steal your hard earned things that you have stolen from honest folks and if you get mad that your stolen items were stolen from you, what will you do? Call the cops you say? You seem to forget that you wanted them gone and you got your wish. By the way, that 92 Chevy of yours with the oversized wheels and tires and the fluorescent pink paint job was just stolen by some of your homeboys. Call 911. Oh, that’s right, they don’t exist anymore.

Let’s see, where was I? Oh yeah moving on to number 2. a: absence or denial of authority or established order, yeah, that’s the same as absence of government so I won’t keep you any longer. You need to go outside and help Al Sharpton because someone is trying to steal his Nikes and he is a good friend and he is trying to help you overcome the oppression that you’ve witnessed over the years while you slept all day and thugged around all night. You sleep well Mr. Anarchist. I’m sure your anarchist buddies will protect you and won’t let anybody bad break into your house and steal your new Golden Grill out of your mouth that you proudly showed off to all your pals at the “Death to Cops” meeting last week.

I’m sorry for the rant folks. Last weekend’s events in McKinney Texas which led to the resignation of a Police Officer and has drawn anti-cop groups to our state is working on my last nerve. How much longer will our guardians in blue have to endure this kind of thing. Please, when you see a Police Officer, thank him or her and let them know you appreciate them. After all, they are all that stands between us and the anarchists.

Have a great weekend and may God bless.